June 2007
“Once the Bells knew their baby was going to be a boy, Bill Bell decided to...”
– Link
George "The Animal" Steele is a Christian. Kinda... →
The Hopsicle, a beer popsicle. →
WatchDrawing a perfect circle freehand.
“It’s nice to see Pam Anderson back on the beach, specifically to lampoon her...”
– AdFreak
“The backstory here is that our office had recently been invaded by a huge...”
– Words & Pictures
Idiots On Treadmills →
“I love Tom Brady, but I’d sack my own mother on third-and-eight.”
– Jason Taylor
WatchFrom way downtown…
“This is off the record—oh, what the hell, it’s on the record: He’d better not...”
– Jason Taylor on Trent Green
“Eighteen years after the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa calling on Muslims ...”
– Times Online
“My first class. These kids were AMAZING, except the girl on the far...”
– Estee, while teaching English in Italy
WatchHuman Tetris. From the Japanese, of course. Thanks, patch.
Paper 3-D Haunted House Models →
“Look at the photo above and tell me that having Helton’s beard and...”
– Red
“Joey did a great job of doing something generic for us.”
– Said totally straight-faced in today’s staff meeting.
"If I Am Elected President" by Chuck Norris. For... →
“Headline should read, Ahab Finally Kills Moby.”
– Mouse
“What, they’re stopping after three quarters now?”
– Deadspin, on the lowest scoring NBA Finals game since the advent of the time clock.
Celebrity/Mascot Lookalikes →
“Proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar are not merely the tools by which...”
– Jennifer Garrett
“Will you teach him that staying late and working through lunch does not pay off?”
– co-worker Robert
