Once the Bells knew their baby was going to be a boy, Bill Bell decided to...– Link
George "The Animal" Steele is a Christian. Kinda... →
The Hopsicle, a beer popsicle. →
Drawing a perfect circle freehand.
It’s nice to see Pam Anderson back on the beach, specifically to lampoon her...– AdFreak
The backstory here is that our office had recently been invaded by a huge...– Words & Pictures
Idiots On Treadmills →
I love Tom Brady, but I’d sack my own mother on third-and-eight.– Jason Taylor
From way downtown…
This is off the record—oh, what the hell, it’s on the record: He’d better not...– Jason Taylor on Trent Green
Eighteen years after the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa calling on Muslims ...– Times Online
My first class. These kids were AMAZING, except the girl on the far...– Estee, while teaching English in Italy
Human Tetris. From the Japanese, of course. Thanks, patch.
Paper 3-D Haunted House Models →
Look at the photo above and tell me that having Helton’s beard and...– Red
Joey did a great job of doing something generic for us.– Said totally straight-faced in today’s staff meeting.
"If I Am Elected President" by Chuck Norris. For... →
Headline should read, Ahab Finally Kills Moby.– Mouse
What, they’re stopping after three quarters now?– Deadspin, on the lowest scoring NBA Finals game since the advent of the time clock.
Celebrity/Mascot Lookalikes →
Proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar are not merely the tools by which...– Jennifer Garrett
Will you teach him that staying late and working through lunch does not pay off?– co-worker Robert