January 2012
December 2011
“It’s like a Norway simulator.”
– Jonathan, on Skyrim.
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“If there’s one regret I have as an athlete the last 15 years, it’s...”
– Jason Taylor, one of the greatest Dolphins ever, on retiring at the end of the season.
I think JT is a definite Honor Roll member, and that #99 might even be worthy of being the fourth Dolphins number retired.
“Watching me play Skyrim is like reading one of those Family Circus cartoon maps...”
– “5 Personality Flaws Skyrim Forces You To Deal With” by Robert Brockway
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BLANK CANVAS: Feliz Navi Dog →
Definitely the best dog-related Christmas card pun I’ve ever written.
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This Christmas I decided to go the photo route by using the best model I know…our little riot, Toby. He’s pretty much our little star and why not take this holiday season to share some pug love!
I can’t take the credit for the funny tag line, props to my co-worker Doug and his love of words….
“That is what women’s fashion is: putting things on your body that make...”
– Bill
“Bridges and Walls” by Ed Kilbourne
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“Who wants some Jack Bauer birthday cake?”
– These are the words that now shape my girls’ childhood.
“The Paul and Brian Show”
Those five...
A Brief History of Eggnog →
Apparently George Washington liked his eggnog heavy on the nog.
One quart cream, one quart milk, one dozen tablespoons sugar, one pint brandy, 1/2 pint rye whiskey, 1/2 pint Jamaica rum, 1/4 pint sherry—mix liquor first, then separate yolks and whites of eggs, add sugar to beaten yolks, mix well. Add milk and cream, slowly beating. Beat whites of eggs until stiff and fold slowly into...
“There is one Republican who is running for President whom I find intriguing....”
– Gary Johnson: The Republican Candidate No One Knows
