May 2012
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The Devil Is In The Details
Ali: [reading her Bible storybook] You know what, dad? The Philippines didn't keep their promise.
Me: Philistines.
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The Texts Behind Berry's Doodle
Berry: Need my creative brief from u for the weekend
Me: Wrecking ball rider doesn't cut it? I'll ask my girls...
Berry: Oh I thought u weren't done thinking it thru. I like it
Me: Too late. The girls have ideas. You'll have to incorporate them all now.
Me: Ali—a young, female witch. She wanted Hermione, but i told her you can't put Harry Potter stuff on your blog.
Me: Kaylee wants me in the picture. Like me, Doug.
Me: Laura wants Reddit in there.
Me: And me, a wrecking ball. GO!
Berry: Reddit the website?
Me: Yep. Her backup: a dragon.
Berry: Wtf
Me: Come on! Dragons are cool!
Berry: Ur dogs any requests from them?
Me: Logan likes to chew on his own crotch. Emma likes peeing on the carpet. Do what you want with that.
Me: You should have taken my comic page idea.
Berry: I'm gonna have to call in on Thursday to finish this thing
Me: Lol
Me: New idea: a kuppie. Body of a puppy, head of a kitten.
Me: I guess it would be spelled "kuppy"
Me: You should do a sketch for Memorial Day.
Berry: Too many assignments already
Me: Another idea. A barbarian woman stands on an icy precipice. Bow in hand, saber tooth cat companion by her side, she scans the tundra for her elusive prey.
Berry: I'll go with our first one
Me: Dinosaurs at a debutante ball.
Me: Ninjas operating an ice cream truck.
Me: Radioactive sushi rolls turn into mutant monsters and rampage the city.
Me: 12 sisters, each representing one of the zodiac symbols, form an acrobat team. The Astral Walkers.
Me: A giant telescope shaped like an elephant penis.
Me: Geologist by day, rock star by night.
Me: A dishwasher that works by harnessing the power of a dozen dish-washing fairies.
Berry: Now ur full of ideas huh?
Me: Tell me the door's shut, and I just want to kick it open.
Berry: I like the elephant penis thing tho
Me: LOL
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Happy Anniversary To Me
Today marks the first day of my sixth year of tumbling. It’s been quite a spin.
Browse the archives or roll the dice on a random post. Everyone goes home a winner!
“On Olympus, we measure Wisdom against Athena, Speed against Hermes, Power...”
– Hercules, Captain America #444 (via emorygrace)
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“It just makes my eyes water a bit.”
– Kaylee, on champagne.
Learning From Music
Ali: I did trivia.
Me: Give me one of your questions.
Ali: I had to spell "apocalypse".
Me: And did you?
Ali: I had to look it up in the index. I'd forgotten it since we saw Weird Al.
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“No small part of our social problems today come from miseducated degree holders,...”
– Thomas Sowell (via cadburycrazed)
A degree isn’t an education, and life takes more than degrees.
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“In [fiscal year] 2009, Bush’s last year in office, he proposed an increase...”
– Pudge
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Fire Up the Grill: 5 Mouthwatering Recipes for... →
Love the idea of grilling shrimp on skewers made of rosemary sprigs!
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