The Devil Is In The Details
Ali: [reading her Bible storybook] You know what, dad? The Philippines didn't keep their promise.
The Texts Behind Berry's Doodle
Berry: Need my creative brief from u for the weekend
Me: Wrecking ball rider doesn't cut it? I'll ask my girls...
Berry: Oh I thought u weren't done thinking it thru. I like it
Me: Too late. The girls have ideas. You'll have to incorporate them all now.
Me: Ali—a young, female witch. She wanted Hermione, but i told her you can't put Harry Potter stuff on your blog.
Me: Kaylee wants me in the picture. Like me, Doug.
Me: Laura wants Reddit in there.
Me: And me, a wrecking ball. GO!
Berry: Reddit the website?
Me: Yep. Her backup: a dragon.
Me: Come on! Dragons are cool!
Berry: Ur dogs any requests from them?
Me: Logan likes to chew on his own crotch. Emma likes peeing on the carpet. Do what you want with that.
Me: You should have taken my comic page idea.
Berry: I'm gonna have to call in on Thursday to finish this thing
Me: New idea: a kuppie. Body of a puppy, head of a kitten.
Me: I guess it would be spelled "kuppy"
Me: You should do a sketch for Memorial Day.
Berry: Too many assignments already
Me: Another idea. A barbarian woman stands on an icy precipice. Bow in hand, saber tooth cat companion by her side, she scans the tundra for her elusive prey.
Berry: I'll go with our first one
Me: Dinosaurs at a debutante ball.
Me: Ninjas operating an ice cream truck.
Me: Radioactive sushi rolls turn into mutant monsters and rampage the city.
Me: 12 sisters, each representing one of the zodiac symbols, form an acrobat team. The Astral Walkers.
Me: A giant telescope shaped like an elephant penis.
Me: Geologist by day, rock star by night.
Me: A dishwasher that works by harnessing the power of a dozen dish-washing fairies.
Berry: Now ur full of ideas huh?
Me: Tell me the door's shut, and I just want to kick it open.
Berry: I like the elephant penis thing tho
Happy Anniversary To Me
Today marks the first day of my sixth year of tumbling. It’s been quite a spin. Browse the archives or roll the dice on a random post. Everyone goes home a winner!
On Olympus, we measure Wisdom against Athena, Speed against Hermes, Power...– Hercules, Captain America #444 (via emorygrace)
It just makes my eyes water a bit.– Kaylee, on champagne.
Learning From Music
Ali: I did trivia.
Me: Give me one of your questions.
Ali: I had to spell "apocalypse".
Me: And did you?
Ali: I had to look it up in the index. I'd forgotten it since we saw Weird Al.
No small part of our social problems today come from miseducated degree holders,...– Thomas Sowell (via cadburycrazed) A degree isn’t an education, and life takes more than degrees.
In [fiscal year] 2009, Bush’s last year in office, he proposed an increase...– Pudge
Fire Up the Grill: 5 Mouthwatering Recipes for... →
Love the idea of grilling shrimp on skewers made of rosemary sprigs!