She Wrinkles My Brain
- Me: How come you didn't eat your raisins at lunch?
- Kaylee: [eating box of raisins] Because I didn't have a spoon.
- Me: Why would you need a spoon to eat raisins?
- Kaylee: No, I didn't have one for my yogurt.
- Me: [looks in empty lunch box]: Well... Then where is your yogurt?
- Kaylee: I ate it. Slurped it right up.